Shake and Bake: We're better than (most of) you.
Starring:
- Kia M as "Kiamatthews", Author, Visionary, Dreamweaver - plus actor
- Taylor D as "Joshacid37", Fencing Instructor and part-time Phlebotomist
- Ashley G as "Ashers", Tough-as-nails General Store Owner and Hunting Enthusiast
- Erik H as "Sector19", Friendly and Helpful Robot
- Kelly V as "KellyV79", Local Sheriff and Bingo Hall Announcer
- Joan P as "Joanish", Millionaire Widow with a penchant for fast cars and even faster men
- Ray L as "Ray-Ray", Wall Street Investor by day, Renegade Bounty Hunter by night
(via redleader)
Looks about right.
This is a song I wrote when I was driving behind an old person for about 15 minutes:
Old people
I fucking hate you
Just die already, why are you resisting?
(repeat 5 x)
(via nickdouglas)
So…. this video sort of makes me want to watch You Got Served (this song opens the movie). Pls don’t judge my character because I know that.
The new Dragonforce video (off the album “Ultra Beatdown”).
It’s actually kind of understated for them.
Best book plug ever
The following is an email I received yesterday from an old coworker. He wanted to plug his dad’s upcoming book. Based on this email I may have to buy it.
do you enjoy reading a book in the summer instead of being outside like a normal person? does the idea of a murder mystery involving economics excite you? if so, then i have the perfect book for you.
from the same man who edited alan greenspan’s action-packed “age of turbulence” comes “gold rush”. this thriller will have you on the edge of your seat like no other economics mystery novel ever has. but don’t take my word for it… because i haven’t read it; here are some comments from people who have actually read it.
“i would rather pay double rent for a year than ever have you live in this house again.”
-david howard, the author
“honey, what size under shirts do you wear now? i assume the ones i bought you last year are too small for you now because you’re… heavier.”
-judy howard, wife of author
“i loved this book.”
-absolutely no one
about the author: david howard is a 63-year old economist who spent his entire professional life in the international finance division of the federal reserve board. how does that qualify him to be a good novelist? well it doesn’t, but don’t let that stop you from picking up this page-turning adventure. his hobbies include taking long walks alone, watching tv alone, reading alone, standing silent and alone at parties, and yelling at his amazingly handsome and intelligent only son.
so go to amazon.com and order david howard’s “gold rush” today! but hurry; almost 6 copies have already been sold and it briefly reached 48,000 on amazon’s top bestseller list. you don’t want to miss out on the book that everyone (in my 3-person family) is talking about!
tell your friends and family and help pay my rent by buying your copy today!
Can anyone find anything that would be less healthy than this*?
*That is made out of foods that are regularly eaten by normal humans. And don’t just say the Luther Burger


