Shake and Bake: We're better than (most of) you.

You are now entering a vortex of imagination, wit, and boredom. Many like-minded minds contribute to this collection (and some simple-minded minds). Enjoy.

Starring:
  • Kia M as "Kiamatthews", Author, Visionary, Dreamweaver - plus actor
  • Taylor D as "Joshacid37", Fencing Instructor and part-time Phlebotomist
  • Ashley G as "Ashers", Tough-as-nails General Store Owner and Hunting Enthusiast
  • Erik H as "Sector19", Friendly and Helpful Robot
  • Kelly V as "KellyV79", Local Sheriff and Bingo Hall Announcer
  • Joan P as "Joanish", Millionaire Widow with a penchant for fast cars and even faster men
  • Ray L as "Ray-Ray", Wall Street Investor by day, Renegade Bounty Hunter by night
September 11

This was brought on by a conversation I just had with a roommate about our cook out tonight to watch the UNC Rutger’s game. Roommate: I have procured enough frankfurters for all to enjoy tonight (24 pack of hebrew nationals) so don’t worry about dinner unless you’re unamerican and hate hot dogs. Me: I think I know what you’re getting at.

This was brought on by a conversation I just had with a roommate about our cook out tonight to watch the UNC Rutger’s game.

Roommate: I have procured enough frankfurters for all to enjoy tonight (24 pack of hebrew nationals) so don’t worry about dinner unless you’re unamerican and hate hot dogs.

Me: I think I know what you’re getting at.

This earth-shattering insight was provided by sector19.