Shake and Bake: We're better than (most of) you.

You are now entering a vortex of imagination, wit, and boredom. Many like-minded minds contribute to this collection (and some simple-minded minds). Enjoy.

Starring:
  • Kia M as "Kiamatthews", Author, Visionary, Dreamweaver - plus actor
  • Taylor D as "Joshacid37", Fencing Instructor and part-time Phlebotomist
  • Ashley G as "Ashers", Tough-as-nails General Store Owner and Hunting Enthusiast
  • Erik H as "Sector19", Friendly and Helpful Robot
  • Kelly V as "KellyV79", Local Sheriff and Bingo Hall Announcer
  • Joan P as "Joanish", Millionaire Widow with a penchant for fast cars and even faster men
  • Ray L as "Ray-Ray", Wall Street Investor by day, Renegade Bounty Hunter by night
October 17

The Final Countdown on a KazooKeylale, which is a clusterfuck of an instrument. This kid is getting no pussy. Not ever.

Discovered by sector19 who never posts here anymore because he’s too busy wearing pink shirts. j/k Erik XOXOX

This earth-shattering insight was provided by kiamatthews.