Shake and Bake: We're better than (most of) you.

You are now entering a vortex of imagination, wit, and boredom. Many like-minded minds contribute to this collection (and some simple-minded minds). Enjoy.

Starring:
  • Kia M as "Kiamatthews", Author, Visionary, Dreamweaver - plus actor
  • Taylor D as "Joshacid37", Fencing Instructor and part-time Phlebotomist
  • Ashley G as "Ashers", Tough-as-nails General Store Owner and Hunting Enthusiast
  • Erik H as "Sector19", Friendly and Helpful Robot
  • Kelly V as "KellyV79", Local Sheriff and Bingo Hall Announcer
  • Joan P as "Joanish", Millionaire Widow with a penchant for fast cars and even faster men
  • Ray L as "Ray-Ray", Wall Street Investor by day, Renegade Bounty Hunter by night

themattsmith:

kiamatthews:

After watching this about 20 times and witnessing someone dissolve into a fit of simultaneous laughter and tears and farting* upon viewing, I have decided that this may just be the best, if not most disturbing, video on the entirety of the internet. Thank you for bringing this into my life Taylor.

*Not true.

There were tears, I admit.  Anything beyond that borders on slander.

I want to start 50 new Tumblrs just so I can reblog it 50 more times.

This earth-shattering insight was provided by pterodactyls.