Shake and Bake: We're better than (most of) you.

You are now entering a vortex of imagination, wit, and boredom. Many like-minded minds contribute to this collection (and some simple-minded minds). Enjoy.

Starring:
  • Kia M as "Kiamatthews", Author, Visionary, Dreamweaver - plus actor
  • Taylor D as "Joshacid37", Fencing Instructor and part-time Phlebotomist
  • Ashley G as "Ashers", Tough-as-nails General Store Owner and Hunting Enthusiast
  • Erik H as "Sector19", Friendly and Helpful Robot
  • Kelly V as "KellyV79", Local Sheriff and Bingo Hall Announcer
  • Joan P as "Joanish", Millionaire Widow with a penchant for fast cars and even faster men
  • Ray L as "Ray-Ray", Wall Street Investor by day, Renegade Bounty Hunter by night
December 1

Zombie Haiku

bg5000:

homecoming:

Zombie Haiku by Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle
into that zombie plagued night.
And take the shotgun.

Zombie Haiku by Silvia Plath
From head to black shoe,
daddy, I had to eat you
because I’m starving.

Zombie Haiku by Robert Frost
Two lobes in the skull.
I eat the bloodier one –
not much difference.

Zombie Haiku by e.e. cummings
if anyone lived
in this wretched how town (they)
would be soon eaten.

Zombie Haiku by Emily Dickinson
I heard a fly buzz
when I became a zombie.
That was one loud bug.

Zombie Haiku by Walt Whitman
Every skin atom
form’d from this soil, this air,
tastes like chicken meat.

Zombie Haiku by William Shakespeare
To bite through the skull
or beat it against the wall?
That is the question.

Zombie Haiku by Edgar Allen Poe
Beside of the sea
I killed my Annabel Lee
because zombies do that.

Zombie Haiku by Theodore Roethke
I knew a woman,
piled up once I ate her,
lovely in her bones.

These are fantastic. (via adeandabet)

This earth-shattering insight was provided by ardenashley.