Shake and Bake: We're better than (most of) you.

(via onemoreyear)

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:35:52 -0400

NCBI ROFL

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:21:36 -0400

Feet rolled over by cars! The forces required to drag sheep over various surfaces! Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage!

It’s SCIENCE!

Can we call the last two posts a Dashboard Coincidence?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:51:35 -0400

joshacid37: (via filigree) WHAAAAT the FUUUUUUNK

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:11:44 -0400

joshacid37:

(via filigree)

WHAAAAT the FUUUUUUNK

(via chronicfail) True.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:33:44 -0400

(via chronicfail)

True.

themattsmith: Tumblr Meetup Kangaroo looks like a cool dude I...

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:08:49 -0500

themattsmith:

Tumblr Meetup

Kangaroo looks like a cool dude I want hang out with him is that a Fosters because I heard Fosters was Australian for beer.

nickdouglas: Alt Art Aqua Teen (via 4chan) Whut?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:53:22 -0500

nickdouglas:

Alt Art Aqua Teen (via 4chan)

Whut?

joshacid37: Jason Hurts.

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:28:18 -0500

joshacid37:

Jason Hurts.

HILARIOUS

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:24:00 -0500

HILARIOUS

theyahooanswers: Watch out for bear side-effects.

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:08:32 -0500

theyahooanswers:

Watch out for bear side-effects.

Here’s Johnny!

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:30:41 -0500

Here’s Johnny!

topherchris: This was funnier in my head.

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:15:24 -0500

topherchris:

This was funnier in my head.

soupsoup: fuckyeahsharks: to catch a predator

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:16:08 -0500

soupsoup:

fuckyeahsharks:

to catch a predator

livejamie: This video sadly came out before the Top 10 Cat Video...

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:30:40 -0500

livejamie:

This video sadly came out before the Top 10 Cat Video list was made.

Fucking amazing.

three50eight:

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:22:26 -0500

three50eight:

(via fuckyeahsharks)

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:31:51 -0500

(via fuckyeahsharks)

"She also complained that eating Baconnaise devilled eggs and mixing tuna and Baconnaise left her..."

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:39:18 -0500

“She also complained that eating Baconnaise devilled eggs and mixing tuna and Baconnaise left her hands smelling ‘like I just raped a prostitue with a slice of bacon, then ate an egg afterward.’”

- AV Club Taste Test of Baconnaise (via outofstateplates)

danhacker: planettampon: Død Snø NAZI ZOMBIES? I need to see...

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:01:54 -0500

danhacker:

planettampon:

Død Snø

NAZI ZOMBIES? I need to see this.

awesome-everyday: personalholiday: sparo: Jesus Christ, that...

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:57:46 -0500

awesome-everyday:

personalholiday:

sparo:

Jesus Christ, that scared the shit out of me.

Holy…I just saw it. It took me a while and when I saw it I nearly peed myself.

That’s not cool. Not cool at all.

Zombie Haiku

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:25:29 -0500

bg5000:

homecoming:

Zombie Haiku by Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle
into that zombie plagued night.
And take the shotgun.

Zombie Haiku by Silvia Plath
From head to black shoe,
daddy, I had to eat you
because I’m starving.

Zombie Haiku by Robert Frost
Two lobes in the skull.
I eat the bloodier one –
not much difference.

Zombie Haiku by e.e. cummings
if anyone lived
in this wretched how town (they)
would be soon eaten.

Zombie Haiku by Emily Dickinson
I heard a fly buzz
when I became a zombie.
That was one loud bug.

Zombie Haiku by Walt Whitman
Every skin atom
form’d from this soil, this air,
tastes like chicken meat.

Zombie Haiku by William Shakespeare
To bite through the skull
or beat it against the wall?
That is the question.

Zombie Haiku by Edgar Allen Poe
Beside of the sea
I killed my Annabel Lee
because zombies do that.

Zombie Haiku by Theodore Roethke
I knew a woman,
piled up once I ate her,
lovely in her bones.

These are fantastic. (via adeandabet)